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Which Disney Prince Is Your Boyfriend?
Does he bail in a crisis? Total Simba.
Prince, Snow WhiteYour boyfriend, unlike others, is unthreatened by the large amount of dudes you hang out with. He is attracted to your optimism, even when it borders on naiveté, but you sometimes think he puts you on a pedestal. Does he know girls poop? He might be one of those guys who doesn’t know.
Prince Charming, Cinderella
Homeboy is old-fashioned and romantic at heart. He’s a one-woman man, and not the kind you’d necessarily find on Tinder or OK Cupid. He’s very into fate — maybe too much — wherever it may take him. This means he can be a little bit passive occasionally.
Prince Phillip, Sleeping Beauty
Before he was your boyfriend, he was a little bit of a douche nugget. He grew up privileged, and it shows. In his younger days, he tended to subtly manipulate people — his parents, girls, teachers — to get his way, and played the Cute Heterosexual Male card whenever it could possibly make his life easier. (Um, quite often.) He occasionally reverts back to his old ways under duress.
Prince Eric, The Little Mermaid
He's all about camping and eating healthy flax cereal and going for “brisk morning jogs” (what are these words? I do not understand) and sleeping on the pavement overnight just to score the first tickets to the latest blockbuster franchise movie on opening day. If you weren’t with him, you’d be lying on your couch with an IV of rocky road ice cream straight into your mouth.
The Beast, Beauty & The Beast
While he’s sweet, goofy, and attentive when you are one-on-one, he rubs your friends the wrong way. He’s not good at parties. He mostly just stands there looking awkward, which other people interpret as aloof, superior, or otherwise dickish. He is somewhat antisocial and has kind of a temper, but he’s also one of the sharpest and most insightful guys you’ve ever met.
Aladdin, Aladdin
A modern-day Jay Gatsby, this guy came up from a shitty childhood and works harder than anyone you’ve ever met. (Whether this means “14-hour days at the hedge fund,” “overnight shifts at the pharmacy” or “sells hot DVD players off the back of a truck.”) Family values are important to him, and he prioritizes supporting his loved ones above all else.
Flynn Rider, Tangled
Your boyfriend is the one who holds court at parties, beer in hand, telling hilarious stories and making new friends. He’s a comedian, an actor, a musician, or some other artistic type who is somehow self-hating and narcissistic at once. He is very, very proud of his Twitter. One time he made a joke about how one of your boobs is bigger than the other, in public, and you pretended to laugh but on the inside you were steamed as hell.
Li Shang, Mulan
He’s serious, determined, and somewhat obsessive about his goals — a total Type A personality. It’s hard to convince him to get up from the computer for five minutes, sleep in on a Sunday afternoon, or take a long weekend somewhere nice for once. He doesn’t let people in very quickly, and it took him a while to learn to trust you. And once he does, he's also not the most articulate dude in the world. ("Um... you fight good.")
John Smith, Pocahontas
He’s an adrenaline junkie — kayacking, white-water rafting, spelunking, bungee jumping, you name it. He probably has that “Live every week like it’s shark week” quote in his Facebook profile. He totally does. Sometimes you are afraid that he only likes you because you’re so different from all of the other girls he’s dated, and eventually he’ll get as bored of you as he did with that new skateboard you got him for Christmas last year.
Prince Naveen, The Princess and The Frog
While he means well at heart, he’s a little bit of a hedonist. Your twenty-something salaries don’t seem to faze him when he drops $150 on a bar tab or $200 on a dinner for four at a fancy restaurant. His budget skills could use some improvement. So could his overall work ethic. (He might be a 27-year-old intern.) Ideally, you teach him to be a little more responsible, and he reminds you it’s nice to cut loose occasionally.
Simba, The Lion King
Your boyfriend gets easily overwhelmed and tends to bail in the face of stress or conflict. This might be his worst trait. He also has those semi-obnoxious doofus friends (who are, and will always be, doofuses, but you've since gotten used to them). You hope that as he becomes more mature, he'll be able to stay and face problems instead of running away from them.
Hercules, Hercules
He may not be as book-smart as you are, but your boyfriend is loyal, reliable, and calm in a crisis. It doesn't hurt that he's good-looking as shit. He might actually be the hottest guy you've ever dated, unless you count that one dream where you went to tapas with Ryan Gosling as a date.
12 Things Only Fashion Girls Understand
1. What happens in the bathroom when you’re wearing a jumpsuit.
2. Wearing sunglasses when it’s cloudy. And rainy. And snowy. And oh yeah, there was that time with the wintery mix.
3. You own shoes that are literally just for show. They hurt like hell, they’re made of some weather-inappropriate fabric, but they look perfect and that’s all you’re willing to say on the subject.
4. The feeling of pure joy when your favorite shopping website updates with new arrivals. A schedule with which you are very familiar.
5. The extreme form of emotional turmoil that comes from having to clean out your closet. It takes days, not hours.
6. Giving away clothes is like giving away puppies. As in, you’ve already named each one and you treat them like your children.
7. You’ve stalked eBay for two years to repurchase your favorite pair of shoes that have since fallen apart. And when you found them you let out a scream reminiscent of your mother during childbirth.
8. Black Friday is your Super Bowl. Small Business Saturday is your Oscars, and Cyber Monday is your own personal Olympics.
9. You have mastered all the tricks to sneaking new shopping bags into the house. No more judgemental looks from your roommate or significant other re: damage you’ve done to your bank statement.
10. Massive distain for everything that has to be dry cleaned. This just means you don't get to wear it as much. Or wash it as much...
11. Your white dress only looks good with a spray tan, but your spray tan gets all over your white dress. These problems really exist.
12. Normcore. Comfortable sneakers, mom jeans… you’ve realized these terms are no longer insulting, but rather on trend.
Via Marie Claire.com
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